Char Siu Restaurant Meal (by Biggs)

We went to the local dive bar tonight which is next to a pretty good looking char siu restaurant. We went in, we ordered everything, everything was shit. Sooooo average - look at those 'dumplings' what the hell is that wrapper - thick doughy and awful. G is quite the spring roll connoisseur - he connoisseured that these were....not great. Satay chicken grossness and some.....er, 'traditional Chinese dishes'. Disappointing. The owner offered to bag up our leftovers however we politely declined.