"Chicken" and Salad (by Biggs)

I thought it was time for me to "cook" dinner so I sliced up some salad and threw some pre-crumbed "chicken" in the oven. The box tried to assure me this was "real chicken" but I've got my doubts. Perhaps there was some beak and claws crushed up into the crumb but I really think that must have been it when it came to "real chicken".

Probably a good balance of good versus evil on a plate but never again with the "real chicken".