Cheap Chinese (by Biggs)

On my first night in Bendigo I clocked a super shady looking Chinese restaurant complete with peeling paint, rickety stairs and crapped out fairy lights. Just my sort of place.

I ordered, er, this dish from them. It was exactly as expected. Exactly what I wanted. But, ultimately pretty awful.

I also got a GIANT bag of prawn crackers for $1 that kept me going for the night.