Ham and Salad Rolls (by G)

I was looking to have something a bit fresher for dinner to avert death (and in an attempt to fit into my pants again after the Christmas/New Year binge) so I decided to have ham and salad rolls.

Not too much to them. Grain mustard on the bottom of the bun, mayonnaise on top and ham, plastic cheese slice, cucumber, grated carrot, tomato and lettuce in the middle.

I did season the tomatoes with pepper and smoked salt but I would hardly call what I did tonight 'cooking'.

The rolls were not as satisfying as I had hoped - the rolls were pretty dense - but I guess they did the job without causing me any additional harm.